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Hey guys!

First things first--I got an iPad! :D It is literally the light of my life. I adore it. I was thinking of making this post an ode to its beauty, however, that would be boring and slightly creepy. Therefore, I have decided, why not make a list? I'm kind of brain dead and I don't feel like coming up with some cleverly worded observations, so a list = the perfect solution.

This weekend, Lindsey and I painted each of our nails a different color. We used various brands, like Essie, Piggy Toes, etc., but my personal favorite is OPI. Their nail colors are extra pretty and really great quality. There's a lot to love about OPI's nail polishes. Yet, in my opinion, the best part is their highly entertaining and ridiculous nail color names. So I'm going to make a list of the best OPI nail polish names. And by best, I mean craziest, weirdest, most outrageously strange names. Here goes!

1) Yoga-ta Get this Blue!

2) Funny Bunny

3) Pink-a-Doodle

4) Second Honeymoon

5) Mimosas for Mr. & Mrs.

6) Suzi & the Lifeguard

7) I'm Not Really a Waitress

8) I'm a Princess, You're Not! (what the heck???)

9) Fiji Weegee Fawn

10) Who Needs a Prince?

11) Kiss on the Chic

12) What's With the Cattitude?

13) Curry Up Don't Be Late!

14) And This Little Piggy

15) Feelin' Hot-Hot-Hot!

16) Not So Bora-Bora-ing Pink

17) Gargantuan Green Grape

18) Sand in My Suit (LMFAO)

19) Need Sunglasses?

20) Aphrodite's Pink Nightie

21) Who the Shrek Are You?

22) Ate Berries in the Canaries

23) Melon of Troy

24) My Chihuahua Bites!

25) A Good Man-darin Is Hard to Find

26) Don't Know... Beets Me! (in honor of Dwight K. Schrute)

27) Teal the Cows Come Home

28) You're a Pisa Work

29) Chop-sticking to My Story

30) Tasmanian Devil Made Me Do It

31) Conquistadorable Color (weirdest. fake. word. ever.)

32) Friar, Friar, Pants on Fire!

33) Can You Tapas This?

34) Romeo & Joliet (my mom grew up in Joliet, so that's why I included this :))

35) Over Exposed in South Beach

So, that's it. Oh, and OPI? These names are really funny, but some of them are a little too odd. I mean, Sand in My Suit? Over Exposed in South Beach? What's the name of that line, Hoochie Mamas in Miami? Just FYI.

Love always,

Marissa :)